'Ass Rules Everything' Women's Graphic T-Shirt

Let’s be real: this tee isn’t just a statement—it’s a way of life. Whether you’re serving cheeky looks on the timeline or turning heads IRL, the 'Ass Rules Everything' Women's Graphic T-Shirt is your official uniform for unapologetic thirst traps, late-night DMs, and main-character energy. Inspired by the sacred laws of the internet (and maybe your last situationship), this shirt is here to remind the world what really runs the economy: 🍑. Crafted from soft AF cotton for the bold, the baddies, and the ones who know their perfect angles. This tee pairs perfectly with low-rise jeans, high standards, and a feed full of fire emojis. It's also unisex, because ass appreciation is universal. The graphic hits hard with a retro-rap nod and a wink to your favorite viral thirst posts. Wear it to brunch, wear it to bed, wear it while you ghost your ex or flirt with their best friend. This shirt doesn’t ask for attention—it demands it. So go ahead—add to cart, bless your wardrobe, and let the cheeks do the talking.

WARNING: May cause spontaneous compliments, unsolicited DMs, and an increase in followers. Proceed with confidence.

• Owned and Operated Small Business
• Designed and Manufactured in the USA
• One-of-a-Kind Graphics
• Made to Order
• Semi-Fitted
• Crew Neckline
• Ethically Grown and Harvested US Cotton
• Proud Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol