'Hornier' Unisex Graphic T-Shirt

The 'Hornier' Unisex Graphic T-Shirt is not here to behave. It’s here to provoke, seduce, and maybe get you kicked out of brunch (in the best way possible). Inspired by the chaotic genius of Sublime and the legendary libido of Ron Jeremy, this shirt is a walking double-take—equal parts punk rock, pop culture filth, and flirty rebellion. It’s for the ones who flirt like it’s a sport, ghost like it’s an art form, and live like there's no tomorrow. Whether you’re pulling up to a dive bar, a festival, or just your situationship’s house with bad intentions and good lighting, this tee makes sure your vibe is loud, proud, and definitely not a "safe" choice. Which is exactly what we're going for! Soft-as-sin cotton. A fit that hugs, hangs, and hits in all the right places. A graphic that’s part band tee, part bedroom confession, and all over sensual chaos. Perfect for concerts, kickbacks, or just ruining someone’s day in style. What more could you ask for?? This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a scandal. A flirtatious fever dream. A wearable thirst trap with a punk soul. So wear it when you’re feeling spicy, messy, or dangerously hot. Just don’t be surprised if someone asks, “Afre you really?” Yes. Yes I am!

• Owned and Operated Small Business
• Designed and Manufactured in the USA
• One-of-a-Kind Graphics
• Made to Order
• Classic Relaxed Fit
• Crew Neckline
• Ethically Grown and Harvested US Cotton
• Proud Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol