'Woodchuck' Unisex Graphic T-Shirt

For the ones who flirt like it’s a sport, twist words like they twist hearts, and leave jaws dropped in every zip code. This tee isn’t just a statement—it’s a full-blown seduction wrapped in a riddle. The ‘Woodchuck’ Unisex Graphic T-Shirt is for the dangerously clever, the playfully provocative, and anyone who knows how to turn a nursery rhyme into a double-entendre. It’s giving linguistic foreplay, with a side of flirt-core chaos. The graphic is bold, the phrasing is unhinged, and the vibe is pure main character energy with a side of “Hell yeah, I said that...and I meant it too!” Style it with low-rise denim, glossy lips, and the kind of energy that makes people forget how to speak in full sentences. Add chunky boots, a sideways smirk, and maybe a little glitter—because this isn’t just an outfit, it’s a verbal thirst trap disguised as a fashion statement. Whether you’re out causing confusion, collecting compliments, or just chucking expectations out the window, this tee makes sure you’re dressed to impress and disrupt. So if you’re the kind of baddie who turns wordplay into foreplay and innuendo into impact, this tee isn’t just a flex—it’s a full-blown mic drop. Get yours today and have them all guessing: If a girl like you could chuck wood, how much wood would you chuck? ;)

• Owned and Operated Small Business
• Designed and Manufactured in the USA
• One-of-a-Kind Graphics
• Made to Order
• Classic Relaxed Fit
• Crew Neckline
• Ethically Grown and Harvested US Cotton
• Proud Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol